NON-PRODUCTS
a home for products that don't have one
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These here Non-Products are made in Iceland, unless otherwise stated below.
They are each made or assembled and boxed in our studio when ordered and have a short lead time to sending of approximately 3-14 days [excluding the Icebear]. The standard shipping option is insured international registered post which takes 5-12 working days, unless a faster option is preferred. Shipping is available to all countries in this world that have addresses.
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Stockists in your city may be seen in the tab under ABOUT
Many of the projects on this site that are without a code have been made in small numbers. It is likely they can be made again, though the list above indicates what is currently available.
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⋉ Whalet is a single piece leather wallet, laser cut from Nile Perch skin, folded into shape and hand tethered with black oxidized rivets. Five colour conditions are available: psoriasis, bruise, necrosis, frostbite and ultraviolet. Personalised hot name branding is optional and inclusive. This species of Perch is caught in Lake Victoria by the fishermen of the surrounding countries Kenya, Tanzania, and Uganda then shipped to Iceland where the skins are tanned. There is a lead time of up to two weeks to shipping from date of order.
⧼ Minke Dork Whalet a single piece leather wallet, laser cut from Minke Dork skin, folded into shape and hand tethered with black oxidized rivets. It is offered with a personalised 23kt gold foil name hot branded into the skin in Syrillic Font from a magnesium block. As with a fingerprint, each Minke Dork has a unique hue, pattern and texture, ranging from a smooth sheen to a coarse cracked hide. Upon ordering, a series of images of each available finish will be presented for selection.
Minke Dork Whalet is sent via courier.
Ξ Worn Open Typeface is in .OTF format, suitable for both Mac and PC formats. Upon confirmation of order it is sent via email.
Φ Blankoat is very very large length of knitted natural Icelandic Wool of embossed testudine shields corrupted by placement of two colossal Sleeves and edged around with a shell stitch. It is grown, shorn, knitted, cut, sewn and boxed in Iceland, measuring 306.5cm x 130cm.
>< Bow Tie is made from hand dyed Indigo cotton from the Laantan tribe in North-Western Laos near China and Burma. It is round capped and self tying.
∩ Each umbrella is produced to individual order in France and sent insured from Iceland. There is approximately a two week lead time from order to shipping. The handle of the Umbuster is not removable from the Umbrella tube. This is required for the non-product to avoid classification as a weapon. Although the Umbuster is not technically a weapon, to ensure avoiding import complications please check your international laws before purchase. The regulations and control differ between countries and we regret we cannot provide refunds for returned or confiscated orders.
µ Bound Skarf is made from wool and bound with a cotton edge. It is offered in two lengths 310x52cm & 155x35, the larger of which contains pleated sections.
∞ The Corrective Medical Support Brace is for Hyper Mobile Dislocated Ribs. It is cut from a perforated hard leather, can be sized and has a lead time of 3 weeks from order.
♣ Envelope cape is a limited run woollen garment with a hand bound cotton edge. It is one piece of fabric folded and held together by two buttons, with a second folded piece for the hood. It is made in Iceland in our studio and has a lead time of apr 4 weeks.
♦ Cutting Table No. 1 is made in Iceland from Biodegradable Corrugated Cardboard and a Laminated Surface Piece. When Packaged it is light and small enough to mail by regular post. Components can be ordered or cut from regular cardboard.
- Assembled H 930 mm x L 1500 mm x W 1200 mm
- Boxed H 620 x L 935 x W 230 mm
- Weighs 13.5 Kilo
This table is dedicated to the good memory of Phineas Hepworth
‡ The Ísbjörn measures 3000 mm from nose to tail and is made from approximately 15 Icelandic Sheepskins with two large custom made Glass Eyes. It is constructed in three parts of Iceland and sent Boxed from Reykjavik. It has a lead time of six weeks to shipping from order and is in a limited run of Ten.
This non-product is sent via courier.
≠ ~Elt is a belt utilising a unique feed-teeth method of fastening, and cut using a needle fine jet of water. This non-product will not register in a Metal Detector. Due to the nature of leather the skin will soften and wear over time. Just like the holes in other belt, if you place too much pressure on it the teeth will stretch and alter the size and function. The future is the machined.
♥ Dæmdur - The Damned is a Bullet-Proof Gentlemen’s Pocket Square measuring 270 mm x 270 mm made from military grade ballistic protective aramid to protect the hearts of men.
If a gun is aimed at you, fired, and the slug hits you, you
will be hurt despite the properties of the square; The impact of the
projectile itself is likely to fracture, crack or break your bones
bones and bruise you. According to the specifications of the textile,
a ballistic projectile such as a bullet will not pass through thirty
two layers of this material. We take NO responsibility for those who
feel compelled to test the endurance or resistance of the textile in
any way.
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